"I'm sorry that everyone is so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular." firebreathing turtle(s) I'm a damn princess | Hunger Games | June 27 | Ribbons | Bowties | Harry Potter | bookworm | food | penguins | disney nerd | bunnies | kawaii | Mean girls<3| 1Direction | my nameis Jolina and I love to draw. ^ x ^ meow~ "May the odds be ever in your favor"

My first picture on my phone. Woot woot. (&#8216;: (Taken with instagram)

My first picture on my phone. Woot woot. (‘: (Taken with instagram)


1 day ago · 1 note

gr1ngotts whispered, "RAINBOW. jk, grey, yellow, black, blue :D"

i haven’t been on lately gwenlyn. lol. this is so late but oh well.

grey: so, one time we were sitting at the tables at our school and this girl made a face and tilted her head. we copied her at the same time without even knowing and it was so cute. you just had to be there. and we sat next to eachother during 5th period and held hands and stuff and i was totally in love with him and he is just the cutest. yey! now, it is nonexistent and he’s dead.. double yey! jk. but that did happen ^^ ._.
yellow: I would want to live near disneyland. (‘:
black: one day I took a nap once I got home from school. (btw I was like 9) and I woke up, it said 8 something on the clock and I thought I woke up late and I was gonna be late for school. (it was really the same day, just 8pm ._.) I got up, ran to the bathroom. took a shower and everything. but not only did my parents not tell me, they played along. it’s quite sad. they told me like 10 minutes later when I was yelling at them that I was late that it was still the same day and that it was just night time. TRUE STORY. skeyz are creying*
blue: um. I only had like 3 friends sadly. ._. Dilan, Sybella, and Chelsea. the rest left me because they thought I was weird. loljk they moved.


6 days ago · 0 notes

Aloha ke akua.: fcknjaayd: There’s a million reasons not to like me. I am high... 

fcknjaayd:

There’s a million reasons not to like me. I am high maintenance. I need reassurance that you are mine and just mine. I’m tired of getting fucked over or left behind. I became like this because I got fucked over so many times that I need to know that you are in this with me. I get…

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6 days ago · 183 notes · originally from xjeremyyy

Ask! 


1 week ago · 132,150 notes · originally from elselosachix

MACHO KEEPS TRYING TO IMPREGNATE ALEXIS.. omq, stawwwwwp.
LOLOLOL. Me and my sister are making up conversations between them about what they’re thinkng. lawl.

-macho is humping her face-
Alexis: He is definitely a virgin..

-alexis hides under the bed-
Macho: (barking and crying to my dad)
Help me. My girlfriend is under the bed and she won’t come out. Bring her out for me.

this is quite hilarious yet grosss. LOLOLOLOL


1 week ago · 0 notes

Finals, 

omq. I’m like waiting for this call. The suspense is building mayne. CALL ALREADY. PLEASE TELL ME I PASSED. please… o:



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2 weeks ago · 2,498 notes · originally from pretens

Inbox me these. 


2 weeks ago · 103,319 notes · originally from myegotisticalindulgences
#GOO GO GO GOGOGOGOGO

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2 weeks ago · 1,886 notes · originally from ej-pacifico